Published: 06:10 EDT, 3 November 2017 | Updated: 06:23 EDT, 3 November 2017
With their wildly successful season of The Bachelorette wrapping up last week, Channel Ten may be hoping to have another hit on their hands with game show Cram.
However, the first episode of the Peter Helliar-hosted program failed to fire following its premiere on Thursday night.
Cram garnered a measly 558,000 metro viewers and was beaten in the ratings by a rerun of Channel Nine's RBT. The show was also savaged on social media, with one Twitter user calling it 'as funny as cancer' and the 'worst show I've seen in 35 years'.
Skating on thin ratings ice: Daily Mail Australia takes a look back at some of television's shortest-lived shows (pictured: Karl Stefanovic in Torvill and Dean's Dancing On Ice)
With whispers already circulating that Cram might be on the chopping block, Daily Mail Australia takes a look back at some of television's shortest-lived shows.
Channel 7 had high hopes for their 'water-based game show' Cannonball before it aired in September of this year. However, the aquatic-themed show immediately sank in the ratings.
Not even the star power of host Rachael Finch could buoy the series, which featured contestants making their way through water-based obstacle courses.
The show, which was pitched as a rival to Australian Ninja Warrior, was shuttered from Seven's prime time schedule after just ONE episode.
Failed to fire: Not even the star power of host Rachael Finch could buoy Seven's Cannonball
What a flop! The show was shuttered from Seven's prime time schedule after just ONE episode
Torvill and Dean's Dancing on Ice (2006)
Way back in 2006, Channel Nine splashed the cash on its own version of the British reality show, Dancing on Ice.
Reportedly costing millions of dollars, the show followed a similar format to Dancing With The Stars, as ten celebrities teamed up with professional ice-skaters to perform a new routine each week.
Jennifer Hawkins' husband Jake Wall won the series, beating out Karl Stefanovic who frequently donned glittered garb for his routines in the rink.
Jake, Karl and second runner-up Lara Bingle are still household names, however the show's hosts Sami Lukis and Jamie Durie have largely disappeared from public life.
The series was not renewed for a second season.
Pretty in Pink! Karl (L) came second on the ice-skating show, while Jen Hawkins' hubby Jake Wall R) took home the title
Earlier this week, rumours ran rampant that Shane Warne had signed on to star in next year's season of The Bachelor. However, whilst the sportsman swiftly shut down the rumours, it would not have been his first foray into reality TV.
Back in 2011, Channel Nine gave Shane his own Oprah-esque chat show, aptly titled Warnie.
However, despite gasbagging with guests such as Susan Boyle, the charismatic cricketer's program was axed after just four episodes.
Ausralia's Oprah? Back in 2011, Channel Nine gave Shane his own Oprah-esque chat show, aptly titled Warnie
Canned: Warnie lasted four episodes before it was left off Channel Nine's schedule
Celebrity Splash! (2013)
This Channel Seven reality series featured a bevvy of famous beauties learning to master the art of diving.
However, not even the promise of seeing Brynne Edelsten, Laura Csortan and Renae Ayris in their swimsuits could save this show from being a belly flop.
Celebrity Splash! was not renewed for a second season.
Belly flop: Celebrity Splash! lasted one season
No pulling power? not even the promise of seeing Brynne Edelsten, Laura Csortan and Renae Ayris in their swimsuits could save this show from being a belly flop
Yasmin's Getting Married (2006)
This controversial Channel Ten series followed 29-year-old Yasmin Dale as she searched for a man to marry in nine weeks- with the aim of tying the knot live on air.
Whilst shows such as Married At First Sight fail to raise eyebrows today, a decade ago Yasmin's Getting Married courted controversy for its radical premise.
However, despite the hype, this show lasted less than a week on air- axed after four episodes and replaced with reruns of the cartoon Futurama. Sadly, Yasmin never got married.
Four episode fail: Despite the hype, Yasmin's Getting Married lasted less than a week on air
Everybody Dance Now (2012)
Whilst Kelly Rowland has now become a much-loved coach on The Voice Australia, she previously had a stint on another Australian talent show that she might rather forget.
The former Destiny's Child joined fellow superstar judge Jason Derulo and host Sarah Murdoc for Channel Ten's Everybody Dance Now back in 2012.
The series tanked in the ratings, lasting just four episodes before it was canned by Channel Ten executives.
Dance like no one is watching: Everybody Dance Now tanked in the ratings
Wake Up (2013- 2014)
On Thursday, The Daily Telegraph reported that Sunrise star Sam Armytage is being 'eyed' as a potential host for a big-budget new breakfast show on Channel 10.
However, the network's last venture into breakfast TV lasted just over six months.
Wake Up starred James Mathieson and Natarsha Belling bringing the country the morning news live from a studio in Manly, but was replaced with reruns of Bold and The Beautiful.
Short-lived: Channel Ten invested in Wake Up, but viewers pressed the snooze button
Being Lara Bingle (2012)
She has since reinvented herself as a New York fashionista with a movie star spouse and two young sons.
But back in 2012, Lara Worthington (nee Bingle) appeared in her own Channel Ten reality show that followed her travails in life and love.
Whilst early episodes of the show garnered impressive ratings, viewers quickly tuned out and it was not renewed for season two.
Way back when: Channel Ten's Being Lara Bingle featured the Cronulla nature traversing in upmarket Bondi
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Australia: Scott Morrison saga casts scrutiny on Queen’s representative
In the past fortnight, Australia has been gripped by revelations that former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison secretly appointed himself to several additional ministries.
The move has been labelled a “power grab” by his successor as prime minister, and Mr Morrison has been scolded by many – even his own colleagues.
But the scandal has also dragged Australia’s governor-general into the fray – sparking one of the biggest controversies involving the Queen’s representative in Australia in 50 years.
So does Governor-General David Hurley have questions to answer, or is he just collateral damage?
Governors-general have fulfilled the practical duties as Australia’s head of state since the country’s 1901 federation.
Candidates for the role were initially chosen by the monarch but are now recommended by the Australian government.
The job is largely ceremonial – a governor-general in almost every circumstance must act on the advice of the government of the day. But conventions allow them the right to “encourage” and “warn” politicians.
Key duties include signing bills into law, issuing writs for elections, and swearing in ministers.
Mr Hurley has run into trouble on the latter. At Mr Morrison’s request, he swore the prime minister in as joint minister for health in March 2020, in case the existing minister became incapacitated by Covid.
Over the next 14 months, he also signed off Mr Morrison as an additional minister in the finance, treasury, home affairs and resources portfolios.
Mr Morrison already had ministerial powers, so Mr Hurley was basically just giving him authority over extra departments.
It’s a request the governor-general “would not have any kind of power to override or reject”, constitutional law professor Anne Twomey tells the BBC.
“This wasn’t even a meeting between the prime minister and the governor-general, it was just paperwork.”
But Mr Morrison’s appointments were not publicly announced, disclosed to the parliament, or even communicated to most of the ministers he was job-sharing with.
Australia’s solicitor-general found Mr Morrison’s actions were not illegal but had “fundamentally undermined” responsible government.
But the governor-general had done the right thing, the solicitor-general said in his advice this week.
It would have been “a clear breach” for him to refuse the prime minister, regardless of whether he knew the appointments would be kept secret, Stephen Donaghue said.
Critics push for investigation
Ultimately, Mr Hurley had to sign off on Mr Morrison’s requests, but critics say he could have counselled him against it and he could have publicised it himself.
But representatives for the governor-general say these types of appointments – giving ministers the right to administer other departments – are not unusual.
And it falls to the government of the day to decide if they should be announced to the public. They often opt not to.
Mr Hurley himself announcing the appointments would be unprecedented. He had “no reason to believe that appointments would not be communicated”, his spokesperson said.
Emeritus professor Jenny Hocking finds the suggestion Mr Hurley didn’t know the ministries had been kept secret “ridiculous”.
“The last of these bizarre, duplicated ministry appointments… were made more than a year after the first, so clearly by then the governor-general did know that they weren’t being made public,” she says.
“I don’t agree for a moment that the governor-general has a lot of things on his plate and might not have noticed.”
The historian says it’s one of the biggest controversies surrounding a governor-general since John Kerr caused a constitutional crisis by sacking Prime Minister Gough Whitlam in 1975.
Prof Hocking famously fought for transparency around that matter – waging a lengthy and costly legal battle that culminated in the release of Mr Kerr’s correspondence with the Queen.
And she says the same transparency is needed here.
The Australian public need to know whether Mr Hurley counselled the prime minister against the moves, and why he didn’t disclose them
The government has already announced an inquiry into Mr Morrison’s actions, but she wants it to look at the governor-general and his office too.
“If the inquiry is to find out what happened in order to fix what happened, it would be extremely problematic to leave out a key part of that equation.”
Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull – Mr Morrison’s predecessor – has also voiced support for an inquiry.
“Something has gone seriously wrong at Government House,” he told the Australian Broadcasting Corporation.
“It is the passive compliance along the chain… that did undermine our constitution and our democracy… that troubles me the most. This is how tyranny gets under way.”
PM defends governor-general
Prof Twomey says the criticism of Mr Hurley is unfair – there’s was no “conspiracy” on his part to keep things secret.
“I don’t think it’s reasonable for anyone to expect that he could have guessed that the prime minister was keeping things secret from his own ministers, for example.
“Nobody really thought that was a possibility until about two weeks ago.”
Even if he had taken the unprecedented step to publicise the appointments or to reject Mr Morrison’s request, he’d have been criticised, she says.
“There’d be even more people saying ‘how outrageous!'” she says. “The role of governor-general is awkward because people are going to attack you either way.”
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has also defended Mr Hurley, saying he was just doing his job.
“I have no intention of undertaking any criticism of [him].”
A role fit for purpose?
Prof Hocking says it’s a timely moment to look at the role of the governor-general more broadly.
She points out it’s possible the Queen may have been informed about Mr Morrison’s extra ministries when Australia’s parliament and people were not.
“It does raise questions about whether this is fit for purpose, as we have for decades been a fully independent nation, but we still have… ‘the relics of colonialism’ alive and well.”
Momentum for a fresh referendum on an Australian republic has been growing and advocates have seized on the controversy.
“The idea that the Queen and her representative can be relied upon to uphold our system of government has been debunked once and for all,” the Australian Republic Movement’s Sandy Biar says.
“It’s time we had an Australian head of state, chosen by Australians and accountable to them to safeguard and uphold Australia’s constitution.”
But Prof Twomey says republicans are “clutching at straws” – under their proposals, the head of state would also have been bound to follow the prime minister’s advice.
“It wouldn’t result in any changes that would have made one iota of difference.”
Australia election: PM Morrison’s security team in car crash in Tasmania
A car carrying the Australian prime minister’s security team has crashed in Tasmania during an election campaign visit.
Four police officers were taken to hospital with “non-life threatening injuries” after the car and another vehicle collided, authorities said.
Prime Minister Scott Morrison was not in the car, but the accident prompted him to cancel the rest of his campaign events on Thursday.
The other driver involved was not hurt.
Tasmania Police said initial investigations suggested the second car had “collided with the rear of the police vehicle, while attempting to merge”. It caused the unmarked security vehicle to roll off the road.
The two Tasmania Police officers and two Australian Federal Police officers were conscious when taken to hospital for medical assessment, the prime minister’s office said.
“Family members of the officers have been contacted and are being kept informed of their condition,” a statement said.
“The PM is always extremely grateful for the protection provided by his security team and extends his best wishes for their recovery and to their families.”
Australians go to the polls on 21 May. Mr Morrison – prime minister since 2018 – is hoping to win his conservative coalition’s fourth term in office.
Polls suggest the opposition Labor Party, led by Anthony Albanese, is favoured to win. However, Mr Morrison defied similar polling to claim victory at the last election in 2019.
Mr Morrison’s Liberal-National coalition holds 76 seats in the House of Representatives – the minimum needed to retain power.
Political observers say the cost of living, climate change, trust in political leaders, and national security will be among key issues in the campaign.
In recent weeks, the prime minister has faced accusations of being a bully and once sabotaging a rival’s career by suggesting the man’s Lebanese heritage made him less electable. Mr Morrison has denied the allegations.
Mr Albanese stumbled into his own controversy this week when he failed to recall the nation’s unemployment or interest rates.
Sydney airport warns delays could last weeks on third day of travel chaos
Long queues at Sydney airport’s domestic terminals have continued for a third day, with some passengers missing international connections, as the airport warns delays resulting from a surge in travellers and a shortfall in security staff could continue for weeks.
Chaotic scenes were reported in the departure halls as early as 4.30am on Saturday, with some frustrated travellers, many of whom heeded the pleas of airport chiefs to arrive at least two hours before their domestic flight was due to take off, claiming only one security line was operating.
While the queues that formed early on Saturday are understood to have cleared later in the morning, the airport apologised to affected travellers.
“Traffic numbers are picking up and the close contact rules are making it hard to fill shifts and staff the airport. We appreciate your patience,” Sydney airport said on its Twitter account.
A wave of families travelling as the term two school holidays begin this weekend, combined with close contact rules that are understood to be taking out about 20% of security shifts in any given day, are driving the problem.
Certis, the company that Sydney airport contracts for its security operations, is desperately trying to recruit personnel, while the airport has reallocated back office, IT and retail workers to the departure hall to comb queues so they can prioritise passengers at risk of missing their flight.
“We are working around the clock to resolve these issues and have teams in the terminals bringing passengers forward in order of priority,” a Sydney airport spokesperson said.
He added that the airport is “anticipating it will [be] busy right through the school holiday period and peak over the Easter and Anzac Day weekends, in some cases at 90% of pre-Covid passenger levels”.
“We’re deeply grateful to passengers for their ongoing patience and we’re sorry to everyone who has been inconvenienced,” the spokesperson said. “We would also like to thank passengers for getting to the airport early and treating staff and each other with kindness and respect.”
The Qantas chief executive Alan Joyce was forced to clarify comments he made on Friday that passengers were “not match fit” and that those forgetting to remove laptops and aerosols from their bags at the security check contributing to the delays.
“Just to be clear, I’m not ‘blaming’ passengers,” Joyce said. “Of course it’s not their fault,” he said.
Qantas shed thousands of staff during the pandemic, and outsourced ground crews in a decision that was challenged in court.
On Saturday, Qantas also apologised to a Melbourne family left stranded in Sydney, after domestic flight delays caused them to miss an international trip.
Javiera Martinez, her partner Daniel Capurro and their three children were supposed to be flying to Chile on Friday to visit relatives they had not seen in three years.
But after their 8am Qantas flight from Melbourne was delayed by half an hour, baggage handling and airport transfer delays in Sydney meant they couldn’t make their 11.30am LATAM Airlines flight to Santiago.
Martinez said the airline’s procedures at the airport were chaotic.
“We think Qantas didn’t behave appropriately. I got berated by the person at the counter – they never apologised, they never assumed any responsibility at all,” she said. “It was a rude conversation. We have been mistreated badly I would say.”
The PCR tests they need to travel have now expired and they will have to take them again as they wait for seats on the next flight to Santiago from Sunday.
The airline has apologised and paid for a night’s accommodation in Sydney.
“We sincerely apologise that the family missed their connecting flight on another airline due to delays moving through Sydney airport on Friday,” a Qantas spokesperson said.
The family is among many affected by hold ups amid the busiest travel period in two years, with Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane airports warning passengers to arrive two hours before domestic flights.
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